Laughter Club A Collection of our Members Contributions & Some all time greats! Scene:  Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing. Ajeet:  Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Robert:  Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet:  Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Question: Do you know how to lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Answer:   Cut off your head Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin" What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head. Bill and Hillary Clinton are attending a Basball match. As the game is about to begin, Bill turns to his wife, picks her up, and throws her out onto the Baseball field. The President's chief advisor leans over to him, and says " Bill, I think you've misunderstood. I said you had to throw out the First Pitch."! George W. Drowning: One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat." The second boy said, "I want a truck." And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them." Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?" The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"